Showing posts with label Best Funny Facebook Status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Best Funny Facebook Status. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

25 Funny Facebook Status Ideas !


  1. Dave feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
  2. Katie used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
  3. Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
  4. Katie dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
  5. Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  6. Katie is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd
  7. Dave is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
  8. Katie is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
  9. Dave doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
  10. Katie ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
  11. Dave is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
  12. Katie thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
  13. Dave before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!
  14. Dave Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
  15. Katie "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
  16. Dave is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
  17. Katie Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
  18. Dave is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
  19. Katie is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
  20. Dave just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
  21. Katie would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.
  22. Dave believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
  23. Katie ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
  24. Dave Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
  25. Katie is Loading ████████████ 99%

Valentines Day Funny Facebook Status Updates!



Romeo...
  1. says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
  2. says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
  3. says don't worry... it's not contagious.
  4. says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
  5. says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
  6. already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
  7. loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
  8. wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
  9. says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
  10. says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail. 
  11. Now a soft kiss – Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss.Happy Valentine Day.
  12. Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  13. Roses are red, violets are blue,The first time I saw you, my heart knew it was true!Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  14. True love comes quietly,without banners or flashing lights.If you hear bells, get your ears checked.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  15. I’ll love you, dear,I’ll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the
    mountain and the salmon sing in the street.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  16. I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. 
  17. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  18. Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.” – Catullus.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  19. Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.This Valentine poem is meant to show you
    How very glad we are to know you!Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  20. I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
  21. U R like ASTHMA,U take my breath away. U R like DANDRUFF,cant get u out of my head & U R like my HEARTBEAT I cant live without u x Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
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    Wine Inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates!

    NAME is...
    1. a sauvignon with a perfume of piña coladas, an overly sweet riesling and a chardonnay so oaky it tasted as if it had been aged in a box of No. 2 pencils.
    2. a nonvintage tawny port that reminded me of long-abandoned Halloween candy, with hints of Skittles and off-brand caramels.
    3. delightful, barrel-aged, full bodied, with distinct pineapple & honeysuckle aromas; good blend of wood & fruit with a hint of sweetness.
    4. rich & fruity, underpinned by a generous amount of smoky oak; nice structured tannins penetrating ripe cherry nuances
    5. elegant, yet approachable; peppery with a cherry aroma and hints of chocolate, rounded out by a great balance of oak & tannins
    6. intense, a purple red color, cherries, plums, cedar, vanilla, well-structured & complex, rich with smooth tannins & deeply flavored
    7. a luscious pure pleasure. Black cherry, and tobacco notes burst into textured fruit flavors followed by spicy black pepper and well-defined beautiful finish.
    8. an inviting bowl of plump & juicy sweet berries with a splash of shiraz. Exciting, off-dry and enjoyed at room temperature or chilled on a warm summer day
    9. very elegant, fresh style, combines a subtle oak spice with tobacco, dark chocolate and a hint of autumn dry-leaf aromas in the background.
    10. Well-structured with a velvety smooth palate and firm mature tannin. Serve with roast duck breast.
    11. has both intensity and concentration. A wild berry core is enhanced with hints of chocolate and mossy earthiness. A mid-weight wine, slightly tart and not too heavy

    Monday, December 2, 2013

    Amazing Facebook Status (Part-3)

    When you lose everything you want, you find the only thing you need.

    Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.

    Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.

    Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly

    Control Your Anger. It is One Letter Away From Danger.

    Why is it that the things that mean the most to us are the things we are most likely to never admit?

    Strength is nothing more than how well we hide the pain.

    Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

    Never let the things you want.. Make you forget the things you already have.

    Today I am what I am Because of my yesterday’s choices. And where I shall be tomorrow Will be decided today.

    There is a reason God put our eyes on the front of our body. It’s so we can see where we are going, not where we have been.

    When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn’t mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

    I have learned that just because two people argue, doesn’t mean they don’t love eachother. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do love eachother.

    If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem, It’s reality.

    Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

    My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. but honestly, I am usually the one coming up with the ideas.

    A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

    It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

    It isn’t always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

    Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent.

     

    Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

    Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

    If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy.

    Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way. Stay away from what might have been, and look at what can be.

    No one knows what he can do until he tries.

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

    Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

    Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

    Rose is flower that loves for an hour! FRIENDSHIP is a tower that lives FOREVER.

    Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life.

    You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them.

    The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

    ☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Complex Situation

    When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

    No surprises, my heart can’t take it.

    A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.

    Wow, who knew life could be this amazing..

    Life is good, usually but at this moment, life is amazing.

    Life is simple, we make it complicated..

    Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them..

     

    sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.

    You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again

    coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent

    Life is good usually but at this moment life is amazing

    Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…

    Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.

    Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.

    My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.

    Strong is the new beautiful.

    Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

    Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.

    The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

    The most positive men are the most credulous.

    To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.

    Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.

    I am a part of all that I have met.

    Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

    Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving..

    decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…

     

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

    Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman..

    C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…

    Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.

    Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make…

    The worst disease in the world is fear, and i am AFRAID of it..

    Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..

     

    Funny Facebook Status Updates About Being Freezing Cold!

    Jack...

    1. just farted and it froze. Damn it's coooold!
    2. 's shadow froze to the ground today. Damn it's cooooold!
    3. knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.
    4. thinks it's dangerous to use metal utensils when it's this cold.
    5. knows it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer.
    6. knows it's cold when he sees the squirrels throwing themselves against the electric fence.
    7. chipped his tooth on his soup... Damn it's cooooold!
    8. had to punch a hole in the air to get outside.
    9. went to work with a toaster in his pants it was so cooooold.

    Amazing Facebook Status (Part-1)

    Instead of always wanting more, appreciate what you already have and you might realize, you don’t need anything else.

    3 things you should never break: TRUST , PROMISE , HEARTS

    Nothing is permanent in this world; not even our troubles.

    The amazing moment when you type your homework on google and found exactly what you need.

    Find love when you have time and find time when you already found the one to love.

    There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you are the one that will change theirs.

    Today’s Reality: Big house but small family.. More edu, degrees but less common sense.. Advanced medicine but poor health.. Touched moon but neighbours unknown.. High income but less peace of mind.. Lots of human beings but less humanity.

    Solve the problem or leave the problem. But…… Do not live with the problem.

    Ego is just like a dust in the eye … without clearing the dust you can’t see anything clear … so clear the ego and see the world.

    Sometimes you got to shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you are wrong. It’s not called giving up, its called growing up.

    God does not create a lock without its key & God does not give you problems without its solutions! TRUST HIM.

    Might not be tonight, tomorrow or the next day but everything is gonna be OK.

    Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday, it will definitely destroy your wonderful today and ruin your great tomorrow.

    Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow, we must fail in order to know, sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.

    A Mistake increases your experience & experience decreases your mistakes. You learn from your mistakes then others learn from your success.

    Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

    No family is perfect, we argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times but in the end, family is family … the love will always be there.

    Mistake is a single page of life but relation is a complete book. So don’t lose a full book for a single page.

    Three things cannot be long hidden …… The sun, The moon and The truth.

    The past can hurt but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.

    I miss our long talks, your smile, your laugh, your smell, your kisses and your hugs. I wish I could have them back.

    Don’t say we are not right for each other, the way I see it is …. we are not right for anyone else.

    One of the most amazing feelings in the world is having someone fall in love with you who you thought you never had a chance with.

    Never look back unless there’s an attractive stranger behind you!

    If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful then just imagine, if you keep always smiling, how beautiful your life will be.

    Life is very short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on with your head held high and a smile for everyone.

    No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or Mother, if it’s both, he is twice blessed.

    Don’t try and perfect yourself for one person wait for the One who love your Imperfection.

    If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye.

    Dont lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out.

    Sometimes people don’t realize what they are made of until someone shows them how amazing they really are.

    One of the simplest ways to stay happy; just let go of the things that makes you sad.

    The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of comfort & convenience but how he stands at times of controversy & challenges.

    I want to travel the world with two things on my hands. Camera on my right and HIS hand on my left.

    As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life. And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.

    Never let your failures get to your heart and never let your success get to your head.

    The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love.

    Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.

    If you really love someone, TIME and DISTANCE will not make you forget them.

    Never forget to say I love you if you love someone b’coz you’ll never know when it might be the last time.

    The joy you bring to my life is immeasurable.

    It’s amazing how few pictures can bring back so many memories.

    I wanna be the last number you call late at night and the first one that you dial when you open your eyes.

    I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.

    As long as I have you, I will always have everything I need to be happy.

    It’s amazing how one word from the right person can make you feel better in a second.

    All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.

    I dont want to stay young forever b’coz if I do, I won’t be having my best dream which is to grow old with you.

    It’s easy to forgive the mistakes from others. But it’s hard to rebuild the trust.

    Education is the most powerful weapon, you can use to change the world.

    A woman who doesn’t ask for anything DESERVES everthing.

    Dear GOD, Thank you for being there when no body else was.

    Its better to be alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.

    PROMISE: We break them ……. MEMORIES: They break us.

    The Most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and knowing that you are the reason behind that smile.

    I think its cute when you know that someone is making an effort to make you smile.

    Live your everyday of life like its the last day of your life.

    I may not be good for someone but I’ll be the best for those who deserve me.

    People only realize what they had after they lose it so hold on what you have and never ever let it go.

    Always remember, It has to be dark for the stars to appear.

     

    In the end you will see who’s fake, who’s true and who would risk it all for you. And trust me, some people will totally surprise you!

    God does not make mistakes but he does miracles. I am one. You are too.

    Without love, we feel nothing. Without dreams, we accomplish nothing. Without GOD, we are nothing.

    I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.

    I may not be perfect but Im always ME.

    NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.

    While there’s life, there’s HOPE.

    Every new day is another chance to change your life.

    The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.

    Pretty words are not always true and true words are not always pretty.

    Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.

    Love is a gamble, you take a chance, let your heart go, like a dice, you never know the result until the END.

    Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.

    People say, Find good people & leave bad ones but it should be, Find the good in people & ignore the bad in them. Remember No One Is Perfect in This World.

    Always listen to your heart. Its on your left side but it will always be RIGHT.

    Every new day gives new things and there we create new memories.

    We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.

    If you never try, you’ll never know.

    Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.

    Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.

    Best Funny Facebook Status!

    1. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
    2. Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
    3. Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same thing.
    4. I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
    5. World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter
    6. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
    7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!
    8. This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
    9. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
    10. Some men inherit money, some earn it, and some are lawyers.
    11. Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??
    12. If I were any more single, I'd be a fraction. :)
    13. These are just a few funny Facebook status quotes. You may even find the following funny Facebook status quotes and jokes a bit hilarious too.
    14. Funny Facebook Status Quotes and Jokes
    15. I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated :">
    16. When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but when I'm busy, my phone blows up.
    17. Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
    18. If Google can't find it, you are screwed.
    19. I stepped on a cornflake. Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?
    20. Yo Mamas So Fat She Downloaded Cheats For Wii Fat!
    21. All work and no play, will make you a manager.
    22. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
    23. Computers: Working daily to make the human brain obsolete.
    24. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
    25. I once cried when I had no Facebook....Then i met someone with no Internet!
    26. If "poli" means many, and "tics" mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does "politics" mean?‌
    27. I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
    28. You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
    29. I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
    30. My Facebook wall is broken.
    31. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?"

    Economy Related Funny Facebook Status Updates!

    NAME...


    1. will update her Facebook status for money!

    2. is so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

    3. is so poor that she got married for the rice.

    4. can't even afford the last letter to update her statu_!

    5. is so broke that she went to the bank for a loan and they asked for their calender back.

    6. is so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention.

    7. is so broke that she had to eat her cereal with a fork to save on milk.

    8. is so poor she can't even give you her two cents!

    9. is so broke that she can't afford to be wrong.

    10. wonders if she can qualify for a government bailout package?

    Amazing Facebook Status (Part-2)

    Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.

    Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?

    Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.

    Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, The word itself says I’M POSSIBLE.

    Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.

    When nothing goes right! GO LEFT

    Just because you miss someone, does not mean you need them back. Missing is just a part of moving on.

    Let’s tell our families and friends how much we love them.

    I have built a wall, not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.

    People usually complain about their look, but no one complains about their brains.

    Listen before you talk, Think before you react, Earn before you spend and TRY before you quit.

    No matter how talented you are, not everybody will like you. That’s life.

    You never know what the future holds for you, and yes that’s called destiny ;)

    Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

    Face your problems don’t Facebook your problems.

    1000 miles away and you are still right here in my heart and mind.

    They say you only live once. If you live like I do, once is enough.

    Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonder why I waste my time.

    Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.

    Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.

    Man is at his best when doing what he loves most and at his worst when doing nothing.

    Trust is like paper once crumpled it can never be perfect again.

    Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk bcoz they have to say something.

    A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.

    I love texting instead of phone calls because it gives me more time to think what to say ;)

    Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.

    If you don’t get the things you love, love the things you get.

    I fell in love with the most unexpected person on the most unexpected time.

    Trouble is part of your life, and if you dont share it, you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

    A hug is a perfect gift. One size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.

    Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

    When you see a person without a smile, give them yours.

    You’ll never find a rainbow if youre looking down.

    I want to love someone whose heart has been broken so that he knows exactly how it feels and wont break mine.

    Never look at what you have lost. Always look at what is left with you.

    If you dont understand my silence, how will you understand my words?

    Always remember that no matter how useless you feel, you are someones reason to smile.

    Don’t say we are not right for each other. The way I see it, we are not right for anybody else.

    A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.

    Find someone who knows that youre not perfect, but treats you as if you are.

    Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to :)

    Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.

    Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.

    God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.

    It’s amusing when you pull all of your efforts, to help someone. But when you need help, they don’t even take a glance at you.

    Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t going away.

    When you make mistakes, that’s when you know you are really trying.

    It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.

    No need to know where I’m going, just need to know where I’ve been.

    I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.

    If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to SINGLE and wait 2-3 minutes.

    I am ready to sleep forever and ever, if you just want to be with me in my dreams.

    90% of what is considered IMPOSSIBLE” os infact possible. The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time & technology.

    I don’t like to think myself as SPECIAL , I like to think myself as limited edition :)

    You don’t need to know everything in life, just the things that make you happy

    Some lessons can’t be taught, they simply have to be learned.

    Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.

    we cannot choose our beginnings… we cannot choose our end… but the moments in between… we choose who we are.

    The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.

    Laughing for 15 seconds adds two days to your life span.

    Dont regret for people who left you in half,for you will realise in future that they never belonged to you

    Live for moments you cant put into Words.

    Stand up for what is right. Even if you are standing alone.

    We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.

    When your plan doesn’t work, don’t take too much time to think about it. Make another plan.

    Just because you have experienced pain doesn’t mean you won’t feel happiness again.

    What the heart gives away is never gone. It is kept in the hearts of others.

    Don`t judge me tomorrow by the way im acting today.

    Say What You Mean But Mean What You Say.

    The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

    In life; Good experiences will produce memorable moments and bad experiences will produce lessons.

    The more I practice, the luckier I get.

    Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.

    Love is like war. Easy to begin but very hard to stop.

    Without you, I have nothing. But with you, I have everything.

    Good or Bad, whatever you do will come back in one form or another; that would explain why the earth is ROUND.

    A real man wouldn’t care about your past if he seezs a future with you in the present moment.

    we all live under the same sky but we don’t all see the same light.

    You cannot protect two things at the same time.. If you don’t make a decision, you will lose both..

    People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

     

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