Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Wine Inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates!

NAME is...
  1. a sauvignon with a perfume of piña coladas, an overly sweet riesling and a chardonnay so oaky it tasted as if it had been aged in a box of No. 2 pencils.
  2. a nonvintage tawny port that reminded me of long-abandoned Halloween candy, with hints of Skittles and off-brand caramels.
  3. delightful, barrel-aged, full bodied, with distinct pineapple & honeysuckle aromas; good blend of wood & fruit with a hint of sweetness.
  4. rich & fruity, underpinned by a generous amount of smoky oak; nice structured tannins penetrating ripe cherry nuances
  5. elegant, yet approachable; peppery with a cherry aroma and hints of chocolate, rounded out by a great balance of oak & tannins
  6. intense, a purple red color, cherries, plums, cedar, vanilla, well-structured & complex, rich with smooth tannins & deeply flavored
  7. a luscious pure pleasure. Black cherry, and tobacco notes burst into textured fruit flavors followed by spicy black pepper and well-defined beautiful finish.
  8. an inviting bowl of plump & juicy sweet berries with a splash of shiraz. Exciting, off-dry and enjoyed at room temperature or chilled on a warm summer day
  9. very elegant, fresh style, combines a subtle oak spice with tobacco, dark chocolate and a hint of autumn dry-leaf aromas in the background.
  10. Well-structured with a velvety smooth palate and firm mature tannin. Serve with roast duck breast.
  11. has both intensity and concentration. A wild berry core is enhanced with hints of chocolate and mossy earthiness. A mid-weight wine, slightly tart and not too heavy

Monday, December 2, 2013

Funny Facebook Status Updates About Being Freezing Cold!

Jack...

1. just farted and it froze. Damn it's coooold!
2. 's shadow froze to the ground today. Damn it's cooooold!
3. knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.
4. thinks it's dangerous to use metal utensils when it's this cold.
5. knows it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer.
6. knows it's cold when he sees the squirrels throwing themselves against the electric fence.
7. chipped his tooth on his soup... Damn it's cooooold!
8. had to punch a hole in the air to get outside.
9. went to work with a toaster in his pants it was so cooooold.

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