Valentines Day Funny Facebook Status Updates!

Romeo...

1. says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
2. says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
3. says don't worry... it's not contagious.
4. says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
5. says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
6. already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
7. loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
8. wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
9. says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
10. says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail. 
11. Now a soft kiss – Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss.Happy Valentine Day.
12. Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
13. Roses are red, violets are blue,The first time I saw you, my heart knew it was true!Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
14. True love comes quietly,without banners or flashing lights.If you hear bells, get your ears checked.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
15. I’ll love you, dear,I’ll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the
    mountain and the salmon sing in the street.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
16. I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. 
17. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
18. Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.” – Catullus.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
19. Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.This Valentine poem is meant to show you
    How very glad we are to know you!Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
20. I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.
21. U R like ASTHMA,U take my breath away. U R like DANDRUFF,cant get u out of my head & U R like my HEARTBEAT I cant live without u x Wishing u a very Happy Valentine Day.

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Funny Valentine's Day Quotes For Facebook

1. You have given me strength when I am weak, made me smile when I am sad. You showered me with love when I needed it the most. I love you for always bringing out the best in me. Happy Valentine’s Day to you!

2. If you don’t have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day; don’t be sad. Most people don’t have Aids on World Aids day as well…Happy Valentine.

3. I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.Happy Valentine Day.

4. 2 reasons on why Valentine’s Day sucks: 1. it makes single people feel like crap & 2. it’s kind of scary to know that a fat baby is running around with a weapon.

5. Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.

6. Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

7. A word to the wise isn’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. Happy Valentine Day.

8. No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.

9. Valentine’s Day,A night at home,Complaining about stupid couples,Because I’m for ever alone.

10. Don’t sad!,When you are not have a Valentine on Valentine’s day because you r not able to catch a girlfriend. feel Happy.

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Valentine's Day Facebook Profile Covers

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