Funny 2011 New Year's Resolutions for Facebook Status Updates!
Funny 2011 New Year's Resolutions for Facebook Status Updates:
- resolves to create the world's most annoying TV show... "Glee: Jersey Shore Edition" staring Justin Bieber, LeBron James and Oprah as the Chilean Miners.
- resolves to have each of my resolutions in 140 characters or less!
- resolves to stop breaking into song at every opportunity... Or atleast stop watching Glee...
- resolves to stop using Facebook as a communication tool for somebody in the same room as me.
- resolves to quit his job by swearing at his co-workers, stealing a couple of beers, and running out the emergency exit!
- resolves to remember to take his medication to stop his Wikleaks...
- resolves to avoid getting stuck in a Chilean mine.
- resolves to stop Oprah from making any more shows.
- resolves to marry Kate Middleton
- resolves to tolerate stupid Facebook status updates as long as they don't waste my time.
- resolves to stop using the same old story of being sick to get out of work but instead resolve to make up new excuse for the New Year.
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