Kids Jokes

Marriage Jokes

Kids Jokes, Won lottery Jokes, Retired Kids Jokes, Won lottery Jokes, Retired gentlemen Jokes, French Tank Jokes, Marriage Jokes, luck jokes
...

Marriage and Happiness

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Miss Right

I got married with Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Getting Married

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

Same Boss.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Know your husband

Why do they call it a T.V. SET when you only get one?
They know your husband is on his way to buy another!

Terms and conditions

At a nerd wedding they don't say, "I do."
They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."

Now Walk

Every girls wants a sweet caring loving husband. ..
But I can't be complete every girl's wish. ..sorry!

Married life is so simple, Its just like a walkin the park.!!
BUT the problems is that the Jurassic-park...Jurassic Park... Now walk!