Crazy Facebook Status

Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.

Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!

I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

 

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)

If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

At least I can still smoke in my car.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

 

Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

 

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.

Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.

Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…

People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

My head is telling my heart “I told you so!”.

Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet

I’m not crazy, I’m just special.

I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.

i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left

I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..

 

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

Press “like” if you are crazy.

Being stupid is its own reward.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.