Clever Facebook Status

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

 

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll

Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.

People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)

When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.

We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

 

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

Can you see yourself the way others see you?

Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.

“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)

If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

 

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

‎BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.

You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.