Sunday, December 1, 2013

Wife Status

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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

 

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker :)

Compromising doesn’t mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. :) LOLz

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)

There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. :)

A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)

All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever”

One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

 

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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