Creative Facebook Status (Part-1)

• I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW.

• If you want your dreams to come true, DONT SLEEP!

• A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.

• The Cutest Proposal of the world from a cute girl to a boy… Girl : “Hey, I have lost my Surname.. Can I use Yours”

• If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

• I remember everything I choose to forget.

• The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.

• Life is a puzzle game, you just need to find the right pieces.

• One of my biggest mistakes… is having high expectations of certain individuals.

• He stole my heart…So I stole his last name.

• Waiting is painful, forgetting is painfull but not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.

• When life gives you question, just google the damn thing!

• “An average person, lies 10 times a day. And the most common lie is “I AM FINE”.

• Mission one accomplished, I woke up.

• Sometimes the last thing you want to hear is the first thing you need to hear.

• Your LIFE is a PUZZLE, don’t waste your time trying to place ppl where they don’t fit.

• Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.

• God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.

• Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.

• Pain never really goes away; you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger.

• Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones.

• You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.

• I have honestly tried to let you go, I have honestly tried to forget you, I have honestly tried not to think of you but I honestly can’t cause I honestly don’t want to.

• Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

• I hope to be just famous enough to one day have two people I’ve never met debate whether I’m alive or dead.

• Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!

• Being real is like being a lady… if you have to tell people you are… you are not.

• Are all the men in this place shy?

• I speak two languages, Body and English.

• - The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

• If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart because hearts can break but circles go on.

• Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

• Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.

• We have so many needs in our life, but at the end of the day, all we need is to be needed.

• Goodbye without reasons is the most painful one. Love without reasons is the most beautiful one.

• Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.

• Never fear shadows, that always means there is a light shining somewhere.

• Sometimes the strongest people in the morning, are the ones that cry themselves to sleep at night.

• Sometimes our hearts lead us to places we may be afraid to go and yet sometimes we just need to “follow our hearts”.

• Real people aren’t perfect. Perfect people aren’t real. Learn to look for the good things without expecting perfection.

• Write your sad times in the sand so the pain will wash away and write your happy times in stone, so the memories will never fade.

• Says “Don’t consider past mistakes regrets, consider them as lessons learned.

• Know your worth, stand your ground and never settle for less than you deserve.

• Never be dependent to anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness.

• What consumes your mind, control your life.

• Sometimes I just smile to cover up the pain. Sometimes I just laugh to cover up the hurt. But whether I smile or laugh, I can never hide what I really feel.

• It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.

• Cant find a status that matches my mood at this very moment.

• There are stories behind my smile and only few people knows about it.

• In the end, its about being proud of yourself for being where you are now.

• Our life are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.

• Life is unfair but sometimes it is unfair in our favour.

• That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

• Everything is easy when you`re busy, nothing is easy when you`re lazy…

• Freedom is not a license to do everything..

• Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, just live your life & make the best of it.

• Avoid negative people to stay positive.

• The best thing about waiting is having what you really deserve.

• The past was never a mistake if you learned from it..

• Remember there is someone for everyone..

• If your in my place what would you do??

• Pressure makes diamonds.

• Second chances don`t always mean a happy ending.

• People ask me why i don’t trust others.. if only i could tell you.

• Unless you have lived through what i have, don’t judge the actions i have taken. And i promise you, you don’t know the half of it.

• Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

• Men only have two faults, what they do, and what they say..

• Grounded for so long, i think it’s time to now fly.

• Do not stress the things you can not change cause we create our tomorrow by what we do today

• would like my Facebook friends to comment on this status sharing how you met me. But I want you to LIE

• I am not weird I just find creative ways to entertain myself

• Words mean very little, but actions mean everything. Don’t just say it, show it.

• Thinks you should never take life too seriously no one ever makes it out alive! so just chill out..

• You can’t handle my undivided attention.

• Like this if you like to like things.

• If they talk to you about somebody, they will talk to somebody about you.

• The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, than top it. If you cant top it, then laugh at it. If you cant laugh, you deserved it.

• You can only hold on to someone for so long then you have to make a choice, let them go or let them pull you down..

• When people expect you to fail, prove them wrong..

• Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished, if you’re alive, it isn’t.

• Don’t judge me until you have lived my life and have experienced all the things I have gone through. Then you can make your decision about what you think of me.

• If you wait to be happy you will wait forever, but if u start to be Happy you will be happy forever..

• The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it, because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for…

• Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think.

• Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.

• Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice, To keep it, to fight for it and to work for it.

• Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go & still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?

• It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

• Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person’s life. For better or for worse.

• Choose to be happy.

• Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

• Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

• Decisions are the hardest move to make. Especially when its a choice between where you should be and where you want to be.

• Strength is looking back and seeing what you have been through and knowing you were strong enough to make it through.

• I think, therefore I am.

• Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end then stop.

• Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

• Think positive, encouraging, uplifting thoughts, and the negative will soon disappear.

• Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

• You will laugh because you feel like a fool…

• Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.

• Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.

• True Love is a friendship set on fire.

• Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.

• Working for the weekend, like everybody…

• Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped..

• I am on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.

• Thinks it was something he ate.

• Put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.

• Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.

• Tried, Tested, and TRUE. And to think I thought DIFFERENT..

• If Pigs could fly there wouldn’t be any men on the ground.