Sunday, December 1, 2013

Clever Facebook Status (Part-1)

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.



It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

Whhat if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP

You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.

No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.

Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?

Everybody is beautiful to somebody.

Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.

Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

 

I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.

Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..

The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.

You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.

Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.

I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

You can’t handle my undivided attention.

would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic

like this if you like to like things

If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.

My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.

You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?

When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.

Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.

 

I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..

Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..

There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..

I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??

Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

Either you control your attitude or it controls you..

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

 

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