2011 New Year's Resolution Funny Facebook Status Updates!

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1. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
2. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions".
3. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
4. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
5. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert. What? He died? How come there was no media coverage?
6. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama's next state dinner.
7. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life.
8. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
9. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria... Suckers!
10. 's 2011 New Year's resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st