New Top 101 Funny Facebook Status Updates About Being Freezing Cold

New Funny Facebook Status Updates About Being Freezing Cold

1. Most Girl: ''I'm cold.'' Boy: *Wraps arms around girl* ''Better?'' Me: ''I'm cold.'' Boy: ''You should have brought a coat.''

2. You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

3. I'm cold, let's cuddle..

4. Cold showers are the best.

5. It's so cold outside you can see your farts.

6. It's so cold my whole body has nipples.

7. I hate it when my pillow gets cold!

8. I am so cold i am typing with my nipples...

9. That cold sore looks so sexy.

10. It's pretty cold in here. Can I use you as a blanket?

11. Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!

12. Your heart is so freezing. YOU MIGHT CATCH A COLD.

13. ''I'm cold...'' = Your cue to give me your sweatshirt.

14. The boys who let you wear their hoodie when you're cold.

15. ''I'm cold...'' = Your clue to give me your sweatshirt.

16. I don't have a boyfriend who gives me his jacket when I'm cold, but I have one who will hug me.

17. Me: I really can't stay........... Shower: But baby it's cold outside.

18. I'm ready for hoodies and cold nights.

19. GUYS: When a girl says: ''I'm cold.'' don't be stupid and say ''me too.''

20. Flipping the pillow over to get to the cold side

21. U`re going to catch a cold with the ice inside your soul ♥

22. *Every morning* Me: ''I really can't stay'' Bed: ''But baby it's cold outside...''

23. I hate getting out of my warm bed on cold mornings.

24. Cold weather is the perfect excuse for cuddling.

25. Flipping your pillow over to the cold side is one of the best things ever.

26. I'd rather be standing outside in the freezing cold with you, than be warm in the arms of someone else.

27. Sleeping with my blanket no matter how hot or cold it is..

28. You know its cold when you see gangsters standing around with their pants pulled up

29. Dear guys; When a girl says ''i'm cold,'' you're not supposed to say ''Me too.''

30. Dear guys, When a girl says ''I'm cold'', you're not suppose to say ''me too''.

31. You know it's cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.

32. The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..

33. What's the definition of necrophilia? Cracking open a cold one!

34. Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.

35. When you feel cold and warm at the same time, you are in what they call ''love''.

36. Mint gum + Cold water = Coolest feeling ever

37. Microwave: enjoy a burning plate with cold food

38. Iceland = Green & Grassy. Greenland = Cold & Icy.

39. You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.

40. I hate getting out of a nice hot shower into the cold freezing air!

41. I hope you brought an umbrella....cause its raining cold hard facts up in here

42. If you were sick, I'd be your doctor. If you were cold, I'd be your blanket. If you were lost, I'd be your map. But if you need a friend, I'll just be me.

43. Dear Girls, please bring your own jacket, we get cold too. Sincerely, all Boyfriends..

44. It's freezing cold outside, frost and fog everywhere. But on the plus side, don't the homeless look festive?

45. Don't be cold to someone you care about... COMPLETE SILENCE hurts more than angry words.

46. That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running

47. every time i goto the bathroom, i hope the toilet seat isn`t cold

48. 6 Things we say in school: 1) I`m tired. 2) I`m cold. 3) I dont get it. 4) I`m Hungry. 5) What time is it? 6) I want to go home. \

49. Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

50. I just want somebody, who kisses me in the rain, holds me tight when I'm sad, and wraps their arms around me when I'm cold.

51. When girls wear booty shorts & Uggs. HOE IS YOU HOT OR IS YOU COLD ?

52. Some mornings I feel like leaving my coffee until its cold enough that I can just pour it directly into my eyes.

53. Please don't expect me to always be good, kind and loving. There are times when I'll be cold, thoughtless and hard to understand.

54. Most kids - I like to drink and smoke weed. Me - When it's cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.

55. Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed. Me: When its really cold out I like to breath heavy and pretend I am a dragon.

56. When you're hot, milk things for everything they're worth - you can be a long time in the cold and then no one wants to know. - Chris Evans

57. The pain you feel when you already like someone because of their sweetness then they started to get cold and left you hanging on dead air.

58. Worthy of her I try to prove | But she is cold to me, and scorned | Thus in my unrequited love | Oh, I shall pass away unmourned. Kentoku

59. Please don't expect me to always be good , kind & loving. There are times when I will be cold, thoughtless & hard to understand.

60. My heart beats. Echoes into the cold streets. Where nightmares and darkness begin to meet.

61. Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high. Me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend I'm a dragon.

62. Most Kids: I like to smoke weed, & cigarettes, & drink. Me: When it's REALLY cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I'm a dragon.

63. Kids at my school: ''I like to smoke weed and get high.'' Me: ''When it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend I'm a dragon.''

64. WTF!! Nothing can be better than this hedgehog warmer shoes when playing your computer in cold weather. Check it in my last status >>

65. Wifi, pizza, and my bed > The cold outside world with awkward social situations and annoying people.

66. Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(

67. Want to learn how to dance? Have a cold shower today at midnight, I bet, You'll rock like SHAKIRA :)

68. Depressed people get colds more frequently -- Energetic, happy & relaxed individuals are more immune to cold and flu.

69. What if rappers rapped about nice things? It's like ''GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF &… give them to that homeless person because he's cold''

70. Dear blanket, Please stop turning side ways somehow in the middle of the night Sincerely, very cold person.

71. Like the morning moon, cold, unpitying was my love. And since we parted, I dislike nothing so much as the breaking light of day. Tadamine

72. Just found this video of Doctor Oz talking about things you can do to help fight a cold or a flu. Good stuff. Check it in my last status >>>

73. Why cant rappers rap about nice things? YEAH GIRL IM GON TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. give them to a homeless guy, cause he's cold.

74. Dear bedding companies, Why do you insist on making comfy throw blankets shorter than people? Sincerely, cold and sleepy.

75. I'm ready for hoodies, football, haunted houses, cold night, Halloween, bonfires, cuddling, and the beautiful colors of fall.

76. Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn t want my arms to get cold by reaching for the remote.

77. Summer: ''It's SO hot! I can't wait for the cold weather.'' Winter: ''WTF is this?!?! I miss summer.''

78. It was so cold today the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.

79. The only thing worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat is sitting on a warm one.

80. is ready for warm weather and sunshine, but sees nothing but cold weather and snow. Hurry up spring.

81. The fire of love and the cold of time, deprive my sweet love of his peace of mind. Lope de Vega

82. Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.

83. In bed: Both legs out, too cold...both legs in, too hot...1 leg out, perfect!

84. Happy 1st day of fall! hoodies, football, haunted houses, scary movies, sweatpants, cold nights, & Halloween. I love this time of year

85. thinks a GPS should just say warm...warmer...no idiot - cold...warmer...hot...your freaking on FIRE! You have arrived at your destination.

86. Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall.

87. Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect. Til' the demon of Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you down the hall

88. Things that keep me up at night: loneliness, cold, heat, hunger, late night texting, memories, over thinking, worries, the internet.

89. Blanket on: too hot. Blanket off: too cold. 1 leg out: perfect.

90. ''Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.'' -Cold Mountain (2003)

91. I want to be the girl you give your sweatshirt to when it is cold, the one you'll tell your friends, ''That's my girl.''

92. when a girl says shes cold she wants a hug but when a girl says shes freezing she really means `GIVE ME YOUR JACKET NOWW!!!`

93. ..As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice.

94. You`re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul. So don`t come back for me. Don`t come back at all.

95. Fairytale: Girl: I'm cold.. Boy: *wraps arms around girl and smiles* warm now? Girl: Yeah :) Reality: Boy: You should have brought a coat.

96. Hello my love. It's getting cold on this island. I'm sad alone. I'm so sad on my own.

97. *too hot* *blanket off* * to cold* *blanket back on* * hot again* * sticks foot out of blanket* *hears creepy noise* * sticks foot back in

98. I wish it was cold because I look cute in sweaters and boys look cute in sweaters and everyone looks cute in sweaters. Give me sweaters

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